kolmapäev, märts 19, 2008

naughty poika

Is Finnish Foreign Minister Ilkka Kanerva smiling in this photo because he just received a naughty text message? Could be.

According to the Helsingin Sanomat, the 60-year-old Lokalahti native sent about 200 text messages from his Nokia mobile phone to Johanna Tukiainen, 29, one of which asked what she was wearing under her tight dress.

In another message suggested an arrangement with Miss Tukiainen and her sister, Julia, who has worked in adult industry (see photo below).

Kanerva confirmed earlier this month that he had sent text messages to the dancer. "Messages have been sent, but not in the sense of any deep drama of human relationships", he said in Brussels following a European Union foreign ministers' meeting.

This week Kanerva revealed that he has received death threats, presumably from the Tukiainens' father, while Tuija Nurmi, an MP from his own Kokoomus party, has called for his resignation.

But Kanerva need not worry, because Prime Minister Matti Vanhanen has got his back. Vanhanen, let's not forget, recently lost a court battle over a kiss-and-tell book written by his former lover, Susan Ruusunen, in which she detailed how he loved to sauna before sex and eat potatoes and beef afterwards.

He also has used his handy Nokia to organize his personal life. According to the Daily Telegraph, Vanhanen dumped Ruusunen with a text message: "It's over."

Let's just hope Kanerva doesn't start text messaging Vanhanen any time soon.

15 kommentaari:

Wait, wut? ütles ...

Those aren't Finnish women you have pictured. Their faces and bodies aren't square enough.

And I know -- I'm a connoisseur ;-p

Plus, minus 1 for the fake tans ...

Giustino ütles ...

Google 'Tukiainen' for yourself, preferably without your students around ...

AndresS ütles ...

Spitzer could learn a thing or two from the Finns.

Unknown ütles ...

Justin you have a distint taste for blonds with the big tits. We know one reason you are itching for Eestimaa!

LPR ütles ...

10 points to Andres.

I confess - I itch for Thailand. Most estos do, I assume.

Rainer ütles ...

By the way, my first reaction to this picture was "oh, it's Vändra Aveli with a new friend"...

And erueestlane - only pedophiles "itch" for Thailand, so leave most estonians out of this.

Unknown ütles ...

I have thout upon Andress comment and agree Spitzer should have sex with Finnic bebies. Justin is the sex animal of the bloggers!

Miserere ütles ...

I guess the "adult industry" is the closest thing to nature that there can be, judging by the background to this picture. Perhaps it is the girls who have completely ruined everything that nature has contributed to the adult industry-and considering the smiles on their faces, have no qualms whatsoever of doing it again.

Estonia in World Media (Rus) ütles ...

I guess everyone needs a pointless blog entry about "it" time to time

Giustino ütles ...

Can you imagine how boring the 'kiss-and-tell' book would be about me? "After sex, he liked to go to sleep ..."

I guess everyone needs a pointless blog entry about "it" time to time

People need to know who their public servants are.

LPR ütles ...

I guess that Spitz' no different. He'd fall asleep after it too, like any one of us. The scandalous difference in his case is that he'd sleep like a baby after being out of five grand whereas you and I would toss and turn like crazy.

LPR ütles ...

Anyway. In order to keep our blondes blondes, we had to fight the asian hordes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz79lDBIDDs&NR=1

Unknown ütles ...

Man alive you don't need to be Spitzing out $5k to follow three necessary post-coital steps-

1.) Wash genitals.

2.) Demand receipt and photo I.D.

3.) Mace pimp outside of your door.

Then, sweet dreams.

LPR ütles ...

Spitz could consider cashing out like this aussie: http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=7067637

Anonüümne ütles ...

The next foreign minister of Finland MEP Alexander Stubb, is dreaming of playing golf naked according to an interview given to Finnair's magazine Blue Wingz (June 2007). This had not been realised until the interview was given.


http://www.digipaper.fi/bluewings/4294/

Blue Wings page 36:

As an avid golfer I have recommend midnight golf. Many of the clubs organise night time tournaments. The tee-off is around 9 pm.

As a youngster I had two dreams relating to golf: I wanted to turn pro and/or play a round of golf - naked. Neither has materialised yet...