kolmapäev, veebruar 13, 2013

here's to swimmin'

... with bowlegged women ... This is what the oldtimey fisherman Quint says in Jaws. I've written too much already about Estonian wimmin here on this blog, as if I was an expert, or that anyone desired such insight or expertise. But honesty, honesty ... the honest message is that when I returned to Tallinn a week or so back and was confronted with the gray and the white and the brown and the black, the stale glow of shop lights on the slush of the rutted sidewalks, this soul of mine plummeted to the lowest rungs of "What have I done?" and yet was resurrected by the female kind, hope! ... these local girls know how to dress, they dress well, buttons up, zippers down, they'll take your angst off, knock the foam off your coffees and beers. And it ain't like Elsewhere East Europe, where they'll disgust you with yellow-high-heeled whorewear ... these are Estonians, blue, black, and white, tight-lipped and tidy and taciturn ... that's what the roving foreign fishermen who harbor in these waters don't understand ... they may look pretty pretty on the outside, but behind those fruity bosoms (that just make your mind icemelt over with warmth and champagne bubbliness and harp-playing angels) is just another stoic, stalwart, seafarin' Estonian man ... one may appear more pleasant than the other, but they are still one in the same, flesh from flesh ... incarnate. Imagine me, though, transplanted to this part of the world as a young man, a Walking Hormone set down in a biological Nor'easter.

I never stood a chance.

3 kommentaari:

Liivimaa parim ratsutaja ütles ...

I join the standing ovation to that, Giustino.

That was powerful! Bravo.

Giustino ütles ...

Thanks, LPR. I'm liking this new approach to blogging ...

Liivimaa parim ratsutaja ütles ...

I am filing this below gem I foudn on my daily stroll on the estonian internet under "My Nordic Paradise" or something like that ...


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Jänes 12.02.2013 14:43

Vaene politsei. See hakkab nüüd kuhjas igasuguseid auguväljakutseid saama. Samas kord on kord ning senikaua, kuni teeremont on kallim üksikute sõidukite remondist ilmselt midagi ei muutu. Minul endal on juba ammu kõriauguni sellest, et kaherealisel teel ei ole võimalik kummaski sõidureas sõita - vingerdad kord ühel kord teisel ning selle asemel, et tähelepanu oleks jalakäijatel või teistel sõidukitel, jõllitad asfaldiauke ja mõtled, et terve rehviga koju saaks. Liiklusohutus, myass. Moblaga lobisemine või purjus peaga sõitmine on oluliselt ohutum. Ahjaa, mille järgi tunda ära Tallinna tänaval liiklevat purjus juhti - ta sõidab sirgelt! Teised vingerdavad aukude vahel.